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F@L

An Internet acronym for Fail(s) at Life. Can be pronounced "F at L". An especially relevant term when referring to someone who devotes much of their free time into having a successful Internet life at the expense of real life endeavors I.E. family, friends, and career.
Person 1: "Did you hear about that dude who was so into World of Warcraft they had 7 top level characters?"
Person 2: "Ya man, that guy is uber."
Person 1: "True dat. But I bet they F@L."
Person 2: "True dat!"

Person 1: "Man am I tired, I was up playing Counter Strike till 4:00 AM."
Person 2: "Dude, you F at L!"
by Dwayne Gibson January 2, 2009
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F&P

A wifey abbreviaton for Food & Pussy.
Used by a woman who knows how to take care of her man.
Paul: feeed meee

Queen B: you know I would baby, both F&P
by Thornberrry June 18, 2018
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Lexus Rx500h F-Performace

A "sport-ty" crossover. My wife wouldn't let me get the Is350 f-sport but I convince her to let me get the next best thing "I can put the kids in the back" she fell for it. It's the compromise that is not a compromise.

It's the I wannabe a sport car.
Lexus Rx500h F-Performace: the soccer dad dream car. The wannabe sport van.
by Arm-of-God February 24, 2024
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YoU'd StIlL f*cK

Yeah, yeah I know what I'd fuckin do...
Bitch "YoU'd StIlL f*cK!"

Hym "It's a compulsion so how about you fuckin relax, yeah?"
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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alessia f

the most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect. She makes you more happy than you could imagine. Her green eyes are stunning, and sometimes you can't look away from them. She's crazy good at soccer, better than anyone. She makes all your problems go away because when you're with her, all you can focus on is her. When you're not with her all your problems go away. That's why you always want to be with her. Alessia is perfect.
"Alessia F is so perfect"
"I wish I was as good at soccer as Alessia F"
by GrantGrubor August 9, 2022
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At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
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TP-F-S

Teleport for SIMPS (AKA: SUPER INTENSE MINECRAFT PLAYERS)
John:TP-F-S to me or I will die (in minecraft)
Mom:Okay
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