National short kid day

Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)

Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?

by Tommy21st till I burst September 17, 2021

Short-term hedonistic gratification

"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"

Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Short-peckered nuisance

Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.

"Get over here, you short-peckered nuisance, you just ran through my garden!"

by Downeastah June 10, 2023

short people stink

It means what it says really I’m talking about short people 6 foot and under they stink of shit are ugly as shit and just are annoying little pricks that should just get stomped on wankers.

short people stink like If you see a short person kick him up in the sky the little smelly cunt.

by English are trannys December 16, 2021

Purple Shorts

When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.

Robespierre: Off with his pants!

Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!

Robespierre: Now sharpee him!

*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*

by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024

rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons

"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"

by Scott I. July 21, 2017

Short

Typically used when describing something or someone that is below the average length.

Hampus is really short compared to other people

by KnugenSugen December 13, 2019