Butt Assassin

a person who seeks ass and penatrates it while being stealthy
A young boy was walking down the street, little did he know his butt was about to be assassinated by the always leathal Butt Assassin.
by omgthatreallyhurt January 05, 2011
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Butt massage

When you are laying on the floor and someone close to you randomly stands on your butt and makes weird dance movements while trying not to fall off.
I hate it when you give me a butt massage. In the end everyone is hurt in some way or another.
by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018
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Butt Father

A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.

It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.

One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.

A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.

Plural is Butt Fathers.

It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole
by GentlemanChapNuts October 14, 2010
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lug butt

Ms. Doubtfire has a lug butt.
by McRowz February 05, 2009
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Butt Surge

A Butt Surge done right is when you get a car battery and connect it to electrical wires and next you attach clamps to the end of them. Then you attach the clamps to your anal cavity. If it is promperly connected you should get enery charges inside your asshole.
Luke Parry was ruched to the hospital after a Butt Surge gone wrong.
by pussy cruncher September 07, 2011
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butt brownies

Dude 1: Where were you?
Dude 2: I was in the bathroom making butt brownies.
by raheem311 January 20, 2012
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Bum Butt

A already smoked thrown away Cigarette, that is on the floor or in a public ashtray, that a bum or homeless person picks up, relights and smokes.
Homeless bum jay walking around the hood, found a half smoked Bum Butt on the floor, he picked it up, re lit it, and smoked it.
by Rik0290 January 28, 2009
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