zander

someone who’s the biggest bully in the whole world

“that zander guy was super mean to me.”
“obviously, his name is zander.”

by briocko March 12, 2023

Zander

Zanders always have to be the strangest and most off putting in the room. They’re very kind and exude Aurizzism. They’re “yes” mans , down for whatever you want. Also super cute in a creature like way.

Dude 1: who the hell is that?
Dude 2: bros strange as hell!!! That’s gotta be a zander

by FaggotGFan March 19, 2023

Zander

Zander is a bander

Zander the bander will bang you to sleep

by RYANTHEMAN69 April 18, 2023

Zander

Zander is a terrible friend he loves to suck dick and he is gay but he loves his girlfriend I have no clue how. Zander could be a good friend sometimes and I mean sometimes all bolded and he is amazing at giving head and he's a rich mother fucker.

Zander is a fatass NIGGER

by Rizzalations October 27, 2023

zander the 1st

A human that uses cheat codes to come on top on kahoots. he is apparently the kahoot god in german but he just uses goog le translate.

Zander the 1st you cheater witcha screamed, stop being zander

by Zander the 1st November 22, 2023

zanderius

a quiet guy who you have to know for him to talk to you. He loves cats, knitting, and backshots.

that mf zanderius gives me crazy BACKSHXTS

by backshotmonster February 22, 2024

ZANDER

ZANDER is a god and is the king of humanity and loves fucking bitches, hoes, and waleed. oliver, sophia and will suck your cock.

ZANDER is my favorite god

by THATGAYWHORE March 1, 2024