yoga toe

when a woman's yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps

her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog

by kaoz January 5, 2013

yogamilf

1. A milf wearing yoga pants. 2. A milf who does yoga.

Matt hooked up with a banging yogamilf from the gym.

by bentslightly March 29, 2015

Yogay

Similar to yoga. A sport for men who are not manly enough to do real sports.

Claire: So do you play any sports?
Eoin : I do yoga for men..
Claire: You mean yogay?

Eoin: Exactly

by Clairecorcs88 December 27, 2015

Yogasshole

person who comes into a yoga class 15 minutes late, and even though the room is half empty, lays out their mat 2" from you, annoys the sh*t out of you for an hour, and then caps it all off by doing ab exercises during savansana.

"Some yogasshole came to class today and now I'm having a really hard time finding my bliss. It was a blissaster."

by blissmaster November 29, 2016

penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015

dick yoga

Gently caressing a man's penis with your fingertips until he's hard again after his first orgasm. A way for men to experience multiple orgasms.

"If you want to go another round, you're going to need to do some dick yoga."

by Starla4 July 14, 2019

yoga queen

a woman who is so far into yoga stretches that her head comes out of her ass

she is such a yoga queen that every time she does yoganidrasana she gives birth to herself.
He is such a yoga queen that he can give himself a blowjob in uttasana.

by tourage January 19, 2009