Xander 

His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.

“Xander is so hot 🥵”

Xander by 1010789 February 23, 2024

xander 

shares a birthday with jojo siwa

Xander : yoo it's my bday brah
Jojo : *does a flip*

xander by glocksncocks69 April 4, 2024

Xander 

Someone who reallyyyyy loves to get dominated by huge femboy furries, and getting railed by them again and again as he just can't breathe and his legs are destroyed from them :3

"Hey Xander you okay?"
"No, that last furry ruptured my insides TwT"

Xander by pea-chan May 27, 2024

xander 

its the only name thats a perfect fit for the name laurence

"xander and laurence look so good together. <3"

xander by chiichiibb June 7, 2024

Xander 

Sociopathic man who is manipulative and selfish. Also very short and fat.

You are such a xander.

Xander by B3lac724 June 23, 2024

Xander 

An individual who is not motivated with little to no desirable qualities for either a mate or employers. Yet have a strong senses of entitlements and delusions of grandeur.

The Xander students refuses to study and expects to receive a good result.

Xander by Xander Matthew Chan Le Jun July 21, 2024

Xander 

an individual who is not motivated with little to no desirable qualities for either a mate or employers. Yet have a strong sense of entitlement and delusions of grandeur.

The Xander students refuses to study and expects to receive a good result.

Xander by Xander Matthew Chan Le Jun July 21, 2024