Wonk

A name we call a person 5th hour AP Government class who is obsessed with politics and gun control.

Hey look here comes the wonk of the class again

by Eyebrowless gurl November 8, 2018

Wonk

Someone who thinks it really be how it be but it don't.

Jonathan is a wonk

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Wonk

While in the middle of a sentence, you contract autism.

"Jet fuel can't melt steel, Masyn. Wonk now."

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Wonk

Wonk is used when someone is very much obsessed with something. To use the term you must put the object/person/activity etc in front of wonk.

Oh my god, he is such a dick wonk!
She loves those youtuber twins so she's a dolan wonk!
She loves netflix so she's a netflix wonk!

by hollymollie1515 January 5, 2019

tittle wonk

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead

by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 24, 2018

Wonk

Wonk is a wonk
You what to be careful sitting down with a lot of wonk
It would be bad if your mam caught with wonk but it would be ok if your gran caught you with it

The green ones are bad

Yesterday me and my gran shared some wonk

by TheGrogan January 6, 2022

wonks

wonky or messed up

the cup looks wonks

by ash ash January 9, 2022