dirt wobbles

Dirt wobbles : crusty dustys

Dirty feet

Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.

by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020

Wobble Dumped

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.

This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.

Example 1

Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...

(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!

Example 2

Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...

Example 3

Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?

Friend: "Yeah"

Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!

Friend: (Staring at Guy)

by Solar Gemstone June 13, 2011

Mr. Wobble

God.

Mr. Wobble, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

by Gypsystar03 April 15, 2023

Fuck wobble

Definition of a fuck wobble is a person who shows little or no respect for another person... Basically a bully

Look at John being a complet fuck wobble to laura

by Old hoot July 11, 2016

Wobbly knees

If you have wobbly knees you may have legs that give way often or you may have fallen over. WARNING: Only use with friends as it can be offensive to someone that you don’t know

Person 1:*falls*
Person 2: you have such wobbly knees

by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023

After-wobble

The movement in a person's body that continues after they stop dancing. Usually associated with people of excess weight.

"When Freddie finished his signature dance move, the after-wobble in his ample belly reminded his partner of an old waterbed."

by Squintoon August 4, 2017

D. Wobbly

An alternative term for D.W.I. (Driving While Intoxicated) pertaining to the shaky level of driving that was being performed before the arrest.

"Dude, I got a D. Wobbly last night. I knew I shouldn't have had those last 8 beers."

by Freshness2 August 23, 2009