Wobbly Vision

A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.
Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.

i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.
by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 31, 2022
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dirt wobbles

Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.
by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020
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hoss wobble

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.
Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!
by Northern Norm June 25, 2015
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flop wobble

When something is so good (sex, drugs etc) that you literally flop and wobble on the bed at the same time.
My girl came so hard I made her flop wobble on the bed like she was having a full body seizure.
by Nae Nae Bloomfield November 17, 2017
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Wobbling Zombie

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.
"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"
by MGSuperstar July 02, 2023
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wobbly pops

a term used to describe an alcoholic beverage.
" i heard she will let you put the dog in the bath tub after a few wobbly pops"
by OGdrunkenrage November 21, 2016
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