Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.
by Eaton Holgoode April 06, 2018
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Winter's Law

As a message board discussion over software - particularly sports simulations - grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Maximum Football or Daivd Winter approaches 1
Person One: "I bought this new game last night and it really stinks"
Person Two: "What's wrong with it?"
Person One: "It's full of bugs! It should have never been released!"
Person Three: "Sounds like Maximum Football"
Person Two: "Aha! Winter's Law!"
by Marauder's Mom September 09, 2009
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Winter goth

A person who dresses goth, but only in cool weather.
Person one: Hey, why's she dressed all preppy? I thought she was a goth.
Person two: Nah, she's just a winter goth.
by burgundyribbon September 14, 2009
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winter radius

A distance correlated with the area of a city in which a person would want to walk during the winter or in the cold.

In northern cities, a summer radius is usually much larger than a winter radius, due to the warmer weather and better walking conditions.
Do you want to go to the wine bar? -No, let's go to the Irish pub down the street - the wine bar is definitely outside our winter radius.
by mugs021 January 02, 2011
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wintering in rome

"Did you hear she's wintering in rome?"
by shlotedaddy June 26, 2019
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winter chub

a layer of fat gained on the stomach, legs, or arms from sitting around all winter doing nothing.
Person 1: Hey, let's go to the gym!

Person 2: Yeah, good idea, i gotta lose this winter chub for swimsuit season!
by anonymous10101010101010 June 25, 2009
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decaying winter

decaying winter is a game on roblox played by only chads
person: wanna hop on decaying winter?
met: sure
by methampulation November 21, 2021
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