Alter ego of Black Widow in an alternative Marvel universe (possible a universe where all superheroes are porn stars)
Dick Widow and that guy who’s shoots arrows were summoned by the head of Shield, Dick Fury, to protect the earth against a man with a huge metal glove!
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(one gf to another gf): "We were dating for like, three months, then BAM. He's watching games and doesn't want to go out"
(other gf): "girl, you a armchair widow"
(one gf to another gf): "We were dating for like, three months, then BAM. He's watching games and doesn't want to go out"
(other gf): "girl, you a armchair widow"
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A heterosexual man who's not at all fazed by attention-seeking females especially femme fatales. Especially ones trying to take advantage of him financially and or sexually.
Sometimes turns the tables on the femme fatale. Acronym is "BWE." Also can be called, "maneater-eater" and "succubus-eater."
Can also be used similarly to "womanizer" however, the term can also mean a respectable type of man who's only interested in a woman he deems respectable to date and possibly marry.
Sometimes turns the tables on the femme fatale. Acronym is "BWE." Also can be called, "maneater-eater" and "succubus-eater."
Can also be used similarly to "womanizer" however, the term can also mean a respectable type of man who's only interested in a woman he deems respectable to date and possibly marry.
"Gustave is a black widow-eater. Saw him put this one gold digger in her place at a bar."
"He may be handsome and got money, but he'll devour you, girl. I don't recommend trying to seduce him if you think he's easy to manipulate."
"After sex with a CEO, that gold digger be playing Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul on repeat. Highly upset he didn't make her his girlfriend. Ha, she didn't think all he wanted was just to get his rocks off that night?"
Stacy tried to seduce George, though they did have sex, when she tried to get money from him, he immediately dumped her a$$ and went after her better now former best friend, and married her a year later which destroyed Stacy."
"Black widow-eaters don't fuck around with hoes. If they do, they don't do it for long."
"I heard him yell, "
'Begone, THOT!' After this chick tried to get his drunk a$$ to buy her a drink last night at the club. Funniest shit. Guess he swallowed the red pill."
"He's a black-widow eater, in him being so wealthy, respectable, and handsome, that femme fatales are always flocking to him to try to seduce him.
"National Geographic presents to you, the bane of the black widow and femme fatale in general...Introducing the black widow-eater, a rare, exotic, lethal and yet, growing breed of man. The exact opposite of a soyboy, cuck, and simp."
"Black widow-eaters can make good husbands, because they know what they want. And many want wives and will rebuke other women until the right female comes along.
"He may be handsome and got money, but he'll devour you, girl. I don't recommend trying to seduce him if you think he's easy to manipulate."
"After sex with a CEO, that gold digger be playing Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul on repeat. Highly upset he didn't make her his girlfriend. Ha, she didn't think all he wanted was just to get his rocks off that night?"
Stacy tried to seduce George, though they did have sex, when she tried to get money from him, he immediately dumped her a$$ and went after her better now former best friend, and married her a year later which destroyed Stacy."
"Black widow-eaters don't fuck around with hoes. If they do, they don't do it for long."
"I heard him yell, "
'Begone, THOT!' After this chick tried to get his drunk a$$ to buy her a drink last night at the club. Funniest shit. Guess he swallowed the red pill."
"He's a black-widow eater, in him being so wealthy, respectable, and handsome, that femme fatales are always flocking to him to try to seduce him.
"National Geographic presents to you, the bane of the black widow and femme fatale in general...Introducing the black widow-eater, a rare, exotic, lethal and yet, growing breed of man. The exact opposite of a soyboy, cuck, and simp."
"Black widow-eaters can make good husbands, because they know what they want. And many want wives and will rebuke other women until the right female comes along.
by LunaForLunch September 25, 2020
Get the Black widow-eater mug.the best avenger, yes she died but she was still the best. an iconic legend one would say! she doesn't need powers shes just better. don't argue w me dawg shes the best ok.
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Get the black widow mug.1. One who has lost a partner or significant other to excessive obssesive usage of an ipad/galaxy tab etc
You've been playing Angry Birds for 5 flaming hours straight, who the hells been looking after the kids? Damn it man you make me feel like a tablet-widow
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Get the Roll the Widow mug.(n) A type of indoor indica cannabis that gets it's name from the fact that long white hairs protrude from the top of the plant's fruit prior to harvest.
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