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Basketball Widow

A woman whose mate chooses watching playoff basketball during the months of March to June each year rather than spending time with her.
The new bride had no idea that she would become a basketball widow during March Madness.
by Willsmo Phelps III June 16, 2016
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widows comforter

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.
at home, her widows comforter awaits her.
by Kkrrp January 15, 2012
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wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011
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restaurant widow

A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.
Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.
by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017
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Harvest widow

To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.
“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”
by Farmerswife1021 November 4, 2018
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lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.
Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.
by Jimmy Dink March 15, 2017
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widow hoe

A person who emotionally and sexually preys on a widower.
His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.
by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022
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