A woman whose mate chooses watching playoff basketball during the months of March to June each year rather than spending time with her.
by Willsmo Phelps III June 16, 2016
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Get the widows comforter mug.A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011
Get the wank widow mug.A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.
by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017
Get the restaurant widow mug.To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.
“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”
by Farmerswife1021 November 4, 2018
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Get the lucky widow mug.His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.
by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022
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