wheezed the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain and drinking from it.

"Hey, that guy just wheezed the juice in that gas station."

by Lany loo December 24, 2008

Cheesey Weezer

You are jacking off while your girl is asleep. As soon as she hits R.E.M.sleep and starts to snore you jam your rod down her throat and cheese off she then wakes up weezing.Some definitions include a donkey punch and forcing the weezer to make them a grilled cheese sandwhich. Also known as cheezing the Breather or gargling the cheddar.

Dude, I came home from work last night and saw the delivery boy giving my wife a Cheesey Weezer.

by Frankie Satin March 12, 2008

Dirt Wheeler

Crippin ass gang related slang term for a dirt ass, drug wranglin', booze hound

Murphy:
See that bum over there?

Milton:
Yeah, what a Dirt Wheeler?

by PC CRIB LOCS May 13, 2010

Doing A Wheeler

Ejaculating in one's own eye during masturbation, primarily when being masturbated by someone else.

Oh no, I'm doing a wheeler
Charles did a wheeler last night
Have you ever done a wheeler?

by midlands slang explained May 6, 2006

Weezer

The greatest band of all time.

I love Weezer. Haters can Suck. It.

by Blue_Angel93 April 12, 2011

wheeler

a boy who asks girls for sex, one who makes out with every girl he can get his hands on, a sexy mother freaker, a pimp!

haha that kid is such a wheeler he gets girls no probs

by katayyoo January 19, 2009

Weezerrific

Something that has to do with the band Weezer and is really cool.

That t-shirt is Weezerrific!

by Emma Demma Ding Dong November 5, 2003