weenie bread

a poor kid's hotdog. a cold weenie from the fridge placed in a plain slice of white bread and eaten as fast as you can.

"hey, you want a weenie bread before we go back outside?"

by Dirty Diana September 9, 2005

weenie the poo

when a male inserts his penis into a females anus and gets and very noticeable surprise that is very unwanted.

Damn you just "weenie the pooed" all over my dick!

by jake the joker April 20, 2014

Evil Weevil

A kind of weevil that is evil, stupid.

I'm am a evil weevil.

by The bees are attacking! June 19, 2003

Weevil

A vicious alien species from the Doctor Who spin-off, Torchwood, the Weevils' origins (planet, species, etc.) are unknown. The only knowledge acquired is the fact that they, like a lot of other remnants of various extra-terrestrial life and technology gathered by Torchwood, did not come to this planet on any form of ship or teleporter, but were spilled onto this planet from the dimensional rift running directly through Cardiff, Wales, where the Torchwood-3 facility (helmed by Captain Jack Harkness) is stationed to monitor and contain rift activity. Upon a Weevil's arrival, they generally migrate to the sewage systems and keep out of sight. Unfortunately, Weevils are carnivorous and tend to occassionally wander to the surface to prey on innocent victims. The Torchwood team can track the Weevils and subdue them with a patented Anti-Weevil spray before encarcerating them in the containment cells at the central hub. It was later discovered that, originating from the rift, Weevils are highly sensitive to temperal activity and can be used to detect spikes in rift anomolies that can be dangerous if left unattended.

"Let me guess: six feet tall, teeth like a shark, strength like nothing you've ever seen? What you saw was a creature from another world called a Weevil."
-Captain Jack Harkness

by razorglove1428 December 4, 2010

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...

-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006

weenie beanie

A condom

"Yo Ima gotta drop bye 711 do get a weenie beanie and then we'll get it on"

by omiki April 15, 2009

weenie face

n. -A person who is a loser.
-an insult to express dislike
in a teasing manner.

person #1- Ahh did you see that kid drop his food all over his
clothes?

person #2- Yeah, what a weenie face!

by chooo mommah. January 19, 2008