Waiting for Godot

When one is waiting for Godot, they are waiting for something. This something will never happen and this someone will never show up. Normally this person is hopeful and certain that this something will indeed happen and this someone will indeed show up, yet they are wrong.
This phrase comes from the play of the same title written by Samuel Beckett.

ESTARGON: Let's go.
VLADIMIR: We can't.
ESTRAGON: Why not?
VLADIMIR: We're waiting for Godot.

by allamericangirl September 25, 2022

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017

Dick in waiting

The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.

While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.

by SexyJammies January 12, 2021

wait, what?!

the phrase when a middle schooler is instructed by a gym teacher to do something

little Timmy was told to go to the far left side of the gym. his response was "wait, what?!"

by bobbobby1234567890 March 5, 2020

wait, that's illegal

a meme on the internet from a game

"wait, that's illegal", said bob, seeing a car passing a red light

by leafly anonymous June 27, 2020

Freddie waite

A lanky cunt who is tall and has a really deep voice and isn't really enthusiastic about a lot of things

hey freddie waite up

by Michael Siliva September 23, 2018

Wait what?

Typical expression used when you are surprised by something but you werent paying attention to the person who is telling you it.
Used also as “you cant be serious”

Marcel: I went to the shop, then I went to schiol, then I had lunch, then I banged your sister, then I...
You: Wait what?

Or

Nurse: you have been in a coma for six years
You: Oh I m looking forward to see my relatives
Nurse: They all died in a carcrash
You: There are so many things I want to d... Wait what?

by Ebreonazista May 23, 2018