when will i ever

in response to someone of attractiveness you will never reach. often used dramatically or to hype up friends

you look so good today! when will i ever?

by gnbitch September 27, 2017

...when you’re a bitch

This is when you aren’t worthy of fighting. You’re not even worthy of getting your ass kicked. This is when you are a mouthy little maggot who doesn’t know when to shut up and you say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. Then that guy decides to embarrass you and beat your ass with a stapler. He won’t even hit you with it but he’ll put 4 or 5 staples in your ass in front of the viewing public just to embarrass you for the bitch that you are while you cry like a baby. Everyone watching is laughing because this beatdown was a long time coming. You should be ashamed.

Hey Nate! Remember that time when...

Fuck you Ricky! I told you, stop talking or I’ll beat your ass! But you’re not even good enough for that! Because...when you’re a bitch I’m gonna just staple gun your ass. Bitch.

Only the sentence doesn’t really happen. Nate just tags Ricky with a stapler until he cries.

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 5, 2018

when pigs fly

A not so subtle reference to Attorney General William Barr flying all over the world to investigate “Deep State” politics and international connections to it.

Of course it is entirely improbable that Attorney Generals travel all over the world to look into screwball conspiracy theories, but AG Barr has made the improbable come true, so we can now say “when pigs fly” and really mean it!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

when he died

on a dark and stormy night

guy: when he died
kid: was it my dad
guy: yes
kid: finally

by human i think February 1, 2023

when place show

You call somebody's bluff / bullshit. When someone calls that, you MUST tell the truth.

Molly: Seriously, you were sleeping!

Tracy: When place show, are you teasing me or are you telling the truth?

Molly: When place show, you were sleeping!

by MollzieBallzie April 22, 2020

National When Day

To celebrate when i asked about a certain topic, subject or fact

National When Day: 10th November

Joe: Did you know that today is my grandma’s anniversary
Kyle: You know what day it is today?
Joe: My grandma’s anniversary...?
Kyle: No its National When Day
Kyle: When did i ask?
Joe: oh

by Bears Grizzly Bears October 26, 2020

when-i-ay

The opposite of anyway. Used when one wants to emphasize someting rather than to reduce the relative importance of a subject

...I slapped the hoe cuz she wouldnt pay the rent wheniay(when-i-ay).

...My dad has been gone for 12 years, im excited for when he comes back with the milk wheniay(when-i-ay).

by ItsMeBirb November 8, 2022