Uni

Short for a unicorn.

I am a uni.

by Allyson Holiday May 8, 2019

Uni

Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time

Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.

persin1: perfect.

by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

Uni Moments!

Basically when anything mildly or brilliantly funny happens when you're with your university friends.

Can/ should be preceded with the acronym 'LOL'.

When friend #1 is waiting to give friend #2 a lift to a pub quiz.

Friend #1: "I'm outside"
Friend #2: "Lol Uni Moments!"

by StephenKing June 15, 2014

Uni-vag

Big enough to hold every galussy.

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.

by EZ54321 July 16, 2022

Uni-toe

Where you have two toes grown together

His uni-toe looks like 10 flailing toes.

by SarahT1405 April 11, 2023

platinum uni

a place where experts teach you to make hella money forex

https: //lddy.no/o6kb

peasant: yo mate how you afford that lambo?
me: platinum uni my guy

by willlever1111 February 21, 2021

uni-versary

The day the universe sends you your best friend, soulmate, twin flame, soul sister, soul brother, starseed sister. Twin empath. Your brother. The person you have known before during and after life.

It was my uni-versary today with Neon. We saved each others lives. & will again. Bonded 4evr.

by anonymous August 4, 2023