Being a Uni means being a crosseyed twat who has a hot younger sister. You also game rust every night and eat poops for a living
by Hóri Klakstein April 17, 2023
Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time
Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.
persin1: perfect.
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.
persin1: perfect.
by Milton_hater December 24, 2021
Person 1
“oi bro what course you doing at uni”
Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”
Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”
Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”
Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”
“oi bro what course you doing at uni”
Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”
Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”
Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”
Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”
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