Uni

Being a Uni means being a crosseyed twat who has a hot younger sister. You also game rust every night and eat poops for a living
"You're such an Uni" Hey thats not nice dont call me a cunty twat
by Hóri Klakstein April 17, 2023
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Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time
Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.

persin1: perfect.
by Milton_hater December 24, 2021
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Person 1
oi bro what course you doing at uni”

Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”

Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”

Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute

Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”
by Anonymousmatey12 September 01, 2022
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“What Lucas had told me was just UNI.”
by Alec_Buts April 19, 2022
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Cool confident and caring
Single (Most of the time)
To love block games
You're looking very much ,like a Uni today
by Uni (Wes) February 18, 2022
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Person 1 "who doesn't know how to use urban dictionary?"
Person 2 "Probably Unis"
by Im a rat(atatatatatata) December 25, 2020
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People named like this are bootiful Olgas :)
„ oh look, they looks like an Olga!“
nah that's just Uni 👯 ♂️“
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by Olga3 November 21, 2021
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