Kingston's uni

Kingston's uni is a place where you get brutually molested by Zafar and Riccardo. Kingston's uni does voodoo in the labs in oder to keep the kids in the basement unaware of the outside world. It also provide a wide choice of spliffs directly from Riccardo which is THE plug in town.

Shit man I got raped by Khan yesterday at Kingston's uni

by Charlotte Hamad February 27, 2024

Unis

They do not know how to use urban dictionary.

Person 1 "who doesn't know how to use urban dictionary?"
Person 2 "Probably Unis"

by Im a rat(atatatatatata) December 25, 2020

uni youth dad

A dad who is over the age of 35 and still wears matching tracksuits and snapbags like his children.

A uni youth dad is the kind of dad who wears the same clothes as his children or the youth or the world, he tends to wear SnapBacks, matching brand tracksuits and had grey beard and no hair but the SnapBacks cover the hair and you see greys.

by PrincessP11 June 2, 2022

Uni-bomber

When your non-university friend stays at your digs during rag week to pretend to be a student chasing other students at all the parties

Who's that new bloke with X? Oh, he's just another uni-bomber escaping his dreary corporate job for a weekend

by JesusJonesUK May 8, 2025

platinum uni

a place where experts teach you to make hella money forex

https: //lddy.no/o6kb

peasant: yo mate how you afford that lambo?
me: platinum uni my guy

by willlever1111 February 21, 2021

uni-versary

The day the universe sends you your best friend, soulmate, twin flame, soul sister, soul brother, starseed sister. Twin empath. Your brother. The person you have known before during and after life.

It was my uni-versary today with Neon. We saved each others lives. & will again. Bonded 4evr.

by anonymous August 4, 2023

Uni Boiieee

Inspires 26 year olds to go to college over social media. Gets rate A+."

"UNI BOIIIEEEEE-UGH!? HOW STUPID. I HATE HIM. WHY WONT HE JUST SHUT UP."

"ITS @Uni Boiieee. You shut up."

by BethGrant March 31, 2021