Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

by Brugmansia April 29, 2011

Shade Tree

Basically, someone who works on their car by themselves, as a "do-it-yourself" project. He/She often employs jerry-rig techniques to fix his/her automobile. Could also apply to anyone who is a "do-it-yourselfer" in any aspect of life.

"It used to be that under every shade tree there was a mechanic working on their car."

by Drew Helms September 4, 2006

Shagmas Tree

A UK term for Christmas Tree

It’s almost Shagmas, it’s time to put up the Shagmas Tree!

by UK terms January 29, 2022

Shake the money tree in a wine cave

Fancy political fundraisers for rich donors. In 2019 photos surfaced in which Pete Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, IN was seated with rich donors in a Napa valley wine cave for a fundraising event. During Dec. 2019 debate, Elizabeth Warren attacked Buttigieg for appealing to rich donors instead of grassroots supporters by using this imagery. A few minute later, Andrew Yang stated his campaign reform policy would increase women and minority elected to offices around the country because "they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave", gesturing to Buttigieg.

You will have many many more women run for office because they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave.

by YangAlltheWay December 21, 2019

Shady Tree

A person who is always shady for no reason. A person who is shady all of the time. Shady meaning to act funny. Someone who always has an attitude. A person who treats another person weird.

That girl over there is an shady tree. She be throwing shade left and right every time I see her.

by SaidTht April 20, 2014

Seductive Tree

The tree of Knowledge(The apple tree from the bible)

Eve could not resist the seductive tree.

by The raddest person ever March 4, 2009

Slippery Palm Tree

1) a hand job using lubricant

2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen

1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree

2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon

by flappinganus69 June 2, 2013