Jelly totting

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse

Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife

by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021

tator tot

small penis.

he has such a tator tot.

by peckerhead101 April 03, 2022

tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.

My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.

by Fauxvirgo March 05, 2014

Tot Toaster

The act of heating up aluminum foil in an oven then wrapping it around your girlfriends boobs. Once thoroughly heated, you remove the foil and fuck her steaming boobs.

Guy One: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a tot toaster last night.
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!

by penguinshit61 January 16, 2010

Tots Lovin

The lovin you get when your girlfriend is Tots.

Yes, Andrea is comin in town, now I can get some Tots Lovin!

by Rudy Wilde March 10, 2009

Tinker Tot

1.)term for a child that is a sort of practical Joker.
2.)an inappropiate term for an old person that is being extermely annoying.

1.) e.g. I can't believe you bathed the cat in beet juice , you little Tinker Tot, You!
2.) e.g. Be quiet and go play with your garden you old Tinker Tot!

by A.Enraged April 30, 2008

Kater-Tot

A festive spud-name for girls and boys lucky enough to have the name Katie.

Hey Kater-Tot, do you wanna chillax this Friday and go on our eating road trip?

by J Unit to the max November 07, 2005