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wet tomato

When a girl is not a virgin but wants to fake that she is one, the girl lubes up a tomato, and places it in her vaginal canal. The tomato acts as a fake "cherry", popping when the males penis hits it, creating a fake "bloody" mess, tricking the male into thinking the girl is a virgin.
Victim: I was doing this girl last night and she said she was a virgin! Ended up just being a wet tomato though!

Friend: bummer man!
by kins.webb February 2, 2015
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rotten tomatoes

A online community loosely based on reviewing/discussing movies.
Before we buy our tickets lets go to rotten tomatoes (www.rottentomatoes.com) to make sure this movie isn't going to blow.
by Pipebomb February 23, 2005
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sad tomato

I know you, I know you've seen her; she's a sad tomato, she's three miles of bad road.
by lostmyreligion January 26, 2005
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Texas Tomato

Analingus performed on a rectum smothered with Texas or Tex-Mex style hot sauce.
Honey, grab the hot sauce, drop your pants, it's time for a Texas Tomato.
by TexasTomatoFarmer August 1, 2010
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Cheating Tomatoes

The act of lying by omitting the truth, to have knowledge of something that someone else wants, needs, or should know. Typically omitted for selfish reasons.
She knew I wouldn't approve of her actions so she's been cheating tomatoes to keep me from being pissed at her.
by milowe October 27, 2010
mugGet the Cheating Tomatoesmug.

Tomatoes on Cheesecake

A rendition of "Jingle Bells," known best by noobs, nubs, nubtarts, nubcakes, and anyone nubular.
by Jackieespiffy November 18, 2006
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red tomato

A condition where during long anal intercourse, a person's anal tissues become so loose to where when the penis pulls out. The anal tissue pulls out as well. The result leaves a (somewhat) permanent bulge of tissue in the middle of the ass, resembling a ripely picked red tomato.
"My boyfriend spent so long fucking me in the ass last night, that I now have a 'red tomato' that will take weeks to heal!"
by HydrogenPyroxideTitties December 9, 2017
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