wet tomato

When a girl is not a virgin but wants to fake that she is one, the girl lubes up a tomato, and places it in her vaginal canal. The tomato acts as a fake "cherry", popping when the males penis hits it, creating a fake "bloody" mess, tricking the male into thinking the girl is a virgin.

Victim: I was doing this girl last night and she said she was a virgin! Ended up just being a wet tomato though!

Friend: bummer man!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

rotten tomatoes

A online community loosely based on reviewing/discussing movies.

Before we buy our tickets lets go to rotten tomatoes (www.rottentomatoes.com) to make sure this movie isn't going to blow.

by Pipebomb February 23, 2005

sad tomato

my Crush With Eyeliner

I know you, I know you've seen her; she's a sad tomato, she's three miles of bad road.

by lostmyreligion January 26, 2005

Texas Tomato

Analingus performed on a rectum smothered with Texas or Tex-Mex style hot sauce.

Honey, grab the hot sauce, drop your pants, it's time for a Texas Tomato.

by TexasTomatoFarmer August 1, 2010

Cheating Tomatoes

The act of lying by omitting the truth, to have knowledge of something that someone else wants, needs, or should know. Typically omitted for selfish reasons.

She knew I wouldn't approve of her actions so she's been cheating tomatoes to keep me from being pissed at her.

by milowe October 27, 2010

Tomatoes on Cheesecake

A rendition of "Jingle Bells," known best by noobs, nubs, nubtarts, nubcakes, and anyone nubular.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, tomatoes on cheesecake!"

by Jackieespiffy November 18, 2006

Giant Tomato

Another term for rectal prolapse (i.e., when ones bung falls out from too much anal sex)

Dang look she got a giant tomato from all that anal DP.

by BBOT5000 July 15, 2015