A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
Get the Lukemug. by buffstuff July 13, 2009
Get the Lukemug. Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a sexy man that secretly wants to be loved. He has mesmerising eyes and a baby face that makes him look mid 20's. He has a secret crush that secretly adores him. If he has a girlfriend he feels protective over her always. The lady called Emilie is his ideal partner. Emilie will have loads in common with Luke and will nearly instantly feel a connection with her. One day he will meet his dream girl and want to show her how to be treated properly and sweep her off her feet. Luke needs to find a sarcastic funny girl who will need the same out of life with him. Who has loads in common and can talk about anything for hours. That will secretly miss her when she is gone and loves it when she is around. Sasha would be perfect wifey materialthat will look after him and she will accept him and appreciate him for who he is. Luke is a realist and prides himself in being honest, upfront and loyal.
Luke is a loveble guy
by Euke June 1, 2019
Get the Lukemug. A Luke is usually a major squeaker who has a blond bowl cut and is always playing fortnite on a PS5 with a 30 Hz TV. Luke is usually always trying to prove someone wrongs even if he knows that they are right.
by Benji the Majestic June 23, 2021
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a nice name. It brings out sunshine and love. Luke's can be quiet though. Shy at times but very outgoing. If you ever meet one, you will notice that they are not trusting in the beginning. Difficult at making friends, but is the best friend anyone can have. They are super nice, funny, and have a nice laugh. They tend to get anxious sometimes, which is normal. Always be there and never leave them. Make sure they know how you feel, as they only want what's best for you. :)
by luvalissa April 12, 2021
Get the Lukemug. by The Butt Dictionary January 27, 2018
Get the Lukemug.