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cherry harvester

A guy that goes around fucking all the virgin's that he can find
Dude that guy in high school was such a Cherry Harvester.
by The Sharingan of Sexual Appeal December 3, 2013
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harvester millard

a ugly guy that has semi rizz some might call him george rizzington
Harvester millard is so hot for he rizzed me up yesterday in the lockeroom
by jonathan the 5th January 4, 2023
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to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal
high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society
by Sexydimma February 10, 2015
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metal harvester

A tweaker who goes out at night and steals any type of metal to sell for money to buy meth.
Don't leave anything in your front yard that might attract the metal harvesters....
by Knot u December 13, 2018
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Friend Harvester

A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.
Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha
by Pafzko August 18, 2011
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farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.
It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration
Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath
by Donkey oak October 20, 2017
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