Hoof Slash

When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie

But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .

by dacnomaniac January 1, 2023

Hoof

Something or someone that is very cool, and or chill. Laid back, but also unique and particularly out of the ordinary.
A person can also be Hoofing, Hoofed-out, getting Hoofed or off their Hoof.

A thing or person can be Hoof, Hoofed, The Hoof, Hoofy, or Hoofington the Third.
A place or space can be On Hoof, Off the Hoof, Hoofing, or Hooftown.

I got to the party at 1:30 am and it was Off the Hoof! Maddie had her teats out and was tearing up the D floor! Her dance moves were Hoof as F

We left after the party had Hoofed out, our uberdriver was Hoofington the Third, cuz he let us play some hoof tunes on the ride home.

by Veronika Van Cartier July 20, 2024

to hoof it

To walk for an extended period of time. Synonym to "trek".

If you want to come over, you're going to have to hoof it. I can't give you a ride.

by Peter Crawford February 23, 2014

Dirty Hoof

When a girl puts her Walmart feet so far up your butthole it makes you cum

Im going to dirty hoof you till you scream

by Bebebopbop September 14, 2021

Foof hoof

Another word for camel toe.

yoga pants look a little tight. You can see the outline of her foof hoof.

by Tigermoff August 31, 2020

Hoof

“Hoof”

A Hoof is dork, dweeb, or pseudo italian stallion who think they are bigger and badder than everyone else.

Do you know that guy named Hutch? Yeah, what a Hoof!

by JohnnyBallPlayer September 1, 2023

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020