by CEOofundertale January 28, 2020
The direct spawn of absolute bullshit. If you create degenerate unwanted content on it, you deserve to be incinerated alive, tortured, whipped, ball squeezed, boiled alive, and then murdered for being a pathetic piece of dog intercourse. You have happily and eagerly contributed the degeneration of our society, and attempted to show people how f!@#ing dumb they can be in this world. I hope you can grow up realising the horrible and pathetic choices you made in life, and regret what you have done, although there is barely any hope for you. I wish I could launch a tomahawk missile at your cancer infested house and do the world a favour, but I cant.
Bob: Hello how are you
Dick: Im good now stfu Im filming a gay furry sex porn man tiktok
Bob:'pulls out M16A2'
Bob: What did you just say to me goddam proboscis monkey thot fatherless stupid dickhow
Bob:'does a favour for the world and eliminates another fucking stupid waste of space tiktoker'
Dick: Im good now stfu Im filming a gay furry sex porn man tiktok
Bob:'pulls out M16A2'
Bob: What did you just say to me goddam proboscis monkey thot fatherless stupid dickhow
Bob:'does a favour for the world and eliminates another fucking stupid waste of space tiktoker'
by su27 flanker April 26, 2023
by the man's man's man's guy. July 22, 2021
Clock: TikTok
Clock: *explodes*
Hour hand: What the heck
Hour hand: *explodes*
Me: I hate tiktok
Me: *goes on computer*
Me: *sees tiktok ad*
TikTok ad: get TikTok ,the best video app in the world!
TikTok is completely free and it has awsome notifications every day!
Get TikTok, or you will regret this.
GET TIKTOK, OR ESLSE YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM!!!
Me: I will die of boredom just watching this stup*d ad
TikTok Staff: Comes into my house and destroys it
Me: *opens telephone* and then calls 911
Police: Comes here and drags the tiktok staff into jail
TikTok Staff: Wah wah wah and says it like a baby
Clock: *explodes*
Hour hand: What the heck
Hour hand: *explodes*
Me: I hate tiktok
Me: *goes on computer*
Me: *sees tiktok ad*
TikTok ad: get TikTok ,the best video app in the world!
TikTok is completely free and it has awsome notifications every day!
Get TikTok, or you will regret this.
GET TIKTOK, OR ESLSE YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM!!!
Me: I will die of boredom just watching this stup*d ad
TikTok Staff: Comes into my house and destroys it
Me: *opens telephone* and then calls 911
Police: Comes here and drags the tiktok staff into jail
TikTok Staff: Wah wah wah and says it like a baby
by laser_fox March 12, 2021
by IJustRushedWithMyUserNameDuh March 27, 2020
by UReadingMyName? August 18, 2020
The worst thing that coukd have ever happened to humanity. It has ruined so many lives and given so many people mental anguish. Tik Tok is BAD and you should NEVER use it. You might even die from it. Scientists have proved that you can get cancer of the pp if you do too much tiktok.
Mia- Wanna do a TikTok with me?
Me- NO! (slaps Mia) You will die! Do you hear me! YOU WILL DIE! CANCER IN PP!!!!!!
Me- NO! (slaps Mia) You will die! Do you hear me! YOU WILL DIE! CANCER IN PP!!!!!!
by rAptOrBoI June 02, 2020