A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.
*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
by YAWA December 01, 2018
This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.
Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?
Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.
Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.
by BisexualMonkeyThrustLover March 25, 2021
A human male, when inserting his erect phallus into the corresponding female orifice, ejaculates after one plunge (thrust).
by darnasian May 26, 2014
When a man holds his balls together tightly, and fists a Domincan prostitute's asshole with the balls.
nigga: I would sure like to give you a Hazleton Nut Thrust.
Domincan Ho: (unintelligble Dominican jibbersh)
nigga: Oh yeah. Take it like a white biatch!
Dominican Ho: two dollars.
nigga: Damn your pricey.
Domincan Ho: (unintelligble Dominican jibbersh)
nigga: Oh yeah. Take it like a white biatch!
Dominican Ho: two dollars.
nigga: Damn your pricey.
by Hazletard-in-Chief November 19, 2010
The act of thrusting the gas nozzle in and out of the tank after filling up in order to remove excess gas in the nozzle to prevent dripping onto the side of your car.
Ron: damn it I always spill gas on my car after filling up
Jeremy: you gotta remember to get all the liquid out with a quick gas pump thrust!
Jeremy: you gotta remember to get all the liquid out with a quick gas pump thrust!
by brandon2k9 April 21, 2011
Only the uncultured Netflix and Chill its time for Disney + N Thrust, its the same thing just boujee.
by LilSpicyy December 02, 2019
Missionary sex between two rich 40 year old white people, with one thrust per minute for an average of 90 seconds
Miriam’s Botoxed face barely registered feeling as she contemplated her life choices in the 60 seconds between Queen Village Thrusts from Harold the banker.
by paulbholt January 31, 2019