Deez Nutz

deez nutz.

random person:Candice.
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

by ilikecheesebread June 1, 2021

Deez nutz

A regular comeback when someone says anything to u.

Person 1- What is ur name
Person2- Deez nutz

by Ur dad.com March 24, 2022

deez nutz

A Skill without cooldown,that can be used Either for a joke,or to Offend someone
Similar to Candice

J: "Man,these Nuts are crazy Cheap!"
A:"Deez?"
J:"Deez what?"
A:"DEEZ NUTZ BAHAHAHAH"

by pinaple on pizza sucs April 28, 2024

immutable nutz

The text that defines the mid-point of the omniflurry.

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Fuck You: "Immutable Nutz"
Hammer: "I'm gunna jump in here, at the flurry's half way point. Incidentally, you don't wanna know what urban dictionary thinks of the term vatican gag."
Trawler: "That is a very optimistic view."
Hammer: "Bear in mind, I'm counting all flurries that have ever occurred as a single, unbroken flurry. What I'm saying is, we're all going to die in about seven years' time."
Trawler: "At the conclusion of the omniflurry, into whose second half we have recently crossed."

by cheumpford May 9, 2014

glitter nutz

a title only used by those of men who has transcended to the pinnacle of humanity

1.its a bird its a plain no its GLITTER NUTZ
2 if i dip my nuts in glitter can i call myself glitter nutz

by titty dick sprinkles November 25, 2023

Deez nutz

They are pretty small they stink and they need to stap idk WHAT MADE YOU WANNA SEARCH THIS

Deez nutz

by I’m dumb sorry April 16, 2020

Tree Nutz

Pretty much a ultimate badass, Can't be beat by nobody, or that he will admit to. Most people with this nickname are from Texas or some other kinda badass state.

DUDE, he's such a Tree Nutz!! God damn he's a Tree Nutz!

by goodguy522 February 4, 2010