Winston Spergula

A short rich british philanthropist who engages in such endeavours as sending blind men pig eyeballs and framing them for murders that never happened.

WINSTON SPERGULA YOU WILL DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Winstoning

The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".

Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"

by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023

Winston

A generally nice and loving guy that does not hesitate to double snap or double text. He has a lot of sexual energy that he cannot expel because his bitch does not like to fuck him. Instead she strings him along and has him pay for stuff and possibly cuddles with him. Opposite of Chad.

After Stacy got back from Chad's house, she went on a lunch date with her boyfriend, Ralph. She later texted Chad and said: "Ralph has no idea where I was last night and he's paying for my food hahaha what a Winston!"

by chad9999 October 5, 2022

Winston

Winston is a pussy who thinks he’s rich but it’s mummy and daddy’s boss money so he’s gonna go no where in life and he should stop throwing his weight around if he can’t take to weight that comes with it.

“Oh you know Winston,yeah?”

“Yeah he’s a pussy though isn’t he”
“Yeah he is to be fair

by U want sum fam? August 1, 2020

Winston Reds

n.
Doomcore’s chosen death stick. Tastes like rebellion and rust. For people who think ‘real tobacco’ is a badge of honor.

“He’s chain-smoking Winston Reds and yelling into his carburetor again.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025

winston

that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts

a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Winstons

My mate tried to look up his name and saw this

Why Winstons just why change your copany

by Hi my name is _______ October 18, 2020