Vermont volleyball

To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.
"You didn't just lay an egg, you laid a Vermont volleyball!"
by Fhshxbdwvsgbfrbzjs December 12, 2023
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Vermont Sap Bucket

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.
She was hangry so I served her a Vermont Sap Bucket.
by Doc Richmond October 06, 2023
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