Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth
I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch
by gracious fallacious January 09, 2023
When someone's red flags are so intense and/or numerous that dating or being friends with them would lead to certain disaster.
His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!
by anubisvel April 19, 2024
by FishWatermelonRage December 07, 2023
The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.
by Mr. Bungles June 09, 2022
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
non men loving non men. not an umbrella term for you other lgbtq fckers. "omg i'm so gay,,-a bi/pan/omni/poly/ace/etc person. no tf ur not. ur QUEER not gay. no ur not half gay or half lesbian. "it's always been an umbrella term,, yeah so fcking change it dumbass. if you ain't gay and talk over this su. bi has been used as an umbrella term too but it doesn't mean it is dumb fck. it makes ppl uncomfortable. "i'd rather say i'm gay than say i'm pan,, ur such a looser sck my dck uneducated fck.
by chuyashole July 16, 2021
by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019