Stair-Whale

An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.

Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!

Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.

by Webbsters July 20, 2008

Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.

Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”

by Stair chair November 23, 2021

Stair pigeon

Someone who sits in stairways, blocking the ability of others to use them for their intended purpose. Applies particularly to double-decker transit vehicles, such as Metra trains in Chicago, IL, USA.

The lack of available seats on the train caused some passengers to become stair pigeons.

by MetraRider March 4, 2011

Man Stair

Gather your mates, as many as possible.
Find a stairway, position yourself's in this particular way to perform a 'Man Stairway'.

You must drop to your knee's face the heavens and the following male behind doing the exact same but pointing his penile evacuation to the direction of the man's face below facing the heavens, continue this until your have achieved pure man stair bukkake heaven.

Only then you have achieved a 'man stairway'!

Danny: man i really cbf walking up these stairs...

Fill: aw bro you havent seen a flight of stairs till youve seen 14 guys performing a man-stairway on it....

Danny: mate i joined a man stairway last week and i havent been able to swallow right for a week

by KIT, BAM BAM March 6, 2011

boom boom tequila stairs

Process of abortion. Involves getting blackout drunk and throwing yourself down a flight of stairs. Very effective and affordable.

Carmen was scared she may be Prego so she used the boom boom tequila stairs method.

by Calta crew 69 October 1, 2020

Down Stairs in the attic

Somebody strange or odd.

Or somebody who's a funny type of weird

wow isn't Jamie a down stairs in the attic?!

sometimes you can be such a down stairs in the attic ! LMAO

by penguin5225 September 3, 2018

fall up the stairs

a phrase used as a roast. commonly used when being a bae snack.

caroline: why don't you just fall up the stairs
larkin: fall up the stairs? ok?

by HAWTMUFFIN MRS SARTORIUS May 8, 2018