Plumb Smugglers

A pair of pants worn by a male that are extremely tight.
Dude, nice Plumb Smugglers. I can count your pubes through those things.
by The Hutt August 25, 2010
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Lid Smuggler

Someone who smuggles things into prison via their asshole, holding it in tightly as if putting a lid on it.
"John sure is a lid smuggler"

"Did you hear that cullen smuggled an entire watermelon in? What a Lid Smuggler"
by Cyrus224 June 24, 2014
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The Border Smuggler

A sexual position in which ALL available holes on the body are filled with some manner of sexual item, toy, or body part. This includes the asshole, the urethra, the ears, the nostrils, the mouth, and the vagina if present.
I've always fantasized about doing The Border Smuggler one night.
by Macmanffp March 20, 2017
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Facebook smuggler

A person(s) that goes through random facebook profiles,
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.
Tom surfs facebook to find hot girls, goes into their profiles, right clicks on all the sexy pics, and tells his friends "yo look at this pic this chick sent me...shes wants me bad"....
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**
by usmcvince February 14, 2012
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titty smuggler

One who takes ownership of another’s breasts.
Damn Danny stop being a titty smuggler.
by Kojm December 22, 2017
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sushi smuggler

A girl who appears pristine but upon inspection turns out to be less than fresh.
She seemed so clean, but turned out to be a sushi smuggler.
by doucheplease April 19, 2010
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Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.
Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!
by Mr Bens May 02, 2013
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