Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.

Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!

by Mr Bens May 02, 2013

Lid Smuggler

Someone who smuggles things into prison via their asshole, holding it in tightly as if putting a lid on it.

"John sure is a lid smuggler"

"Did you hear that cullen smuggled an entire watermelon in? What a Lid Smuggler"

by Cyrus224 June 24, 2014

The Border Smuggler

A sexual position in which ALL available holes on the body are filled with some manner of sexual item, toy, or body part. This includes the asshole, the urethra, the ears, the nostrils, the mouth, and the vagina if present.

I've always fantasized about doing The Border Smuggler one night.

by Macmanffp March 20, 2017

Facebook smuggler

A person(s) that goes through random facebook profiles,
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.

Tom surfs facebook to find hot girls, goes into their profiles, right clicks on all the sexy pics, and tells his friends "yo look at this pic this chick sent me...shes wants me bad"....
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**

by usmcvince February 14, 2012

Plumb Smugglers

A pair of pants worn by a male that are extremely tight.

Dude, nice Plumb Smugglers. I can count your pubes through those things.

by The Hutt August 25, 2010

bone smuggler

The partner in a man on man relationship that is more commonly known as the catcher or receiver.

Dude: Was that old guy hitting on you, bro?

Bro: Yeah, he must be a bone smuggler from way back

by adamit73 December 06, 2013

Munchkin Smuggler

Another name for a men's Speedo.

I accidentally sharted in my munchkin smuggler at the beach last week.

by TyranThesaurus Rex July 01, 2018