Lid Smuggler

Someone who smuggles things into prison via their asshole, holding it in tightly as if putting a lid on it.

"John sure is a lid smuggler"

"Did you hear that cullen smuggled an entire watermelon in? What a Lid Smuggler"

by Cyrus224 June 23, 2014

sushi smuggler

A girl who appears pristine but upon inspection turns out to be less than fresh.

She seemed so clean, but turned out to be a sushi smuggler.

by doucheplease April 19, 2010

smothered smuggler

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock

Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.

by expert464 December 5, 2014

Facebook smuggler

A person(s) that goes through random facebook profiles,
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.

Tom surfs facebook to find hot girls, goes into their profiles, right clicks on all the sexy pics, and tells his friends "yo look at this pic this chick sent me...shes wants me bad"....
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**

by usmcvince April 7, 2012

Munchkin Smuggler

Another name for a men's Speedo.

I accidentally sharted in my munchkin smuggler at the beach last week.

by TyranThesaurus Rex July 1, 2018

bone smuggler

The partner in a man on man relationship that is more commonly known as the catcher or receiver.

Dude: Was that old guy hitting on you, bro?

Bro: Yeah, he must be a bone smuggler from way back

by adamit73 December 5, 2013

The Border Smuggler

A sexual position in which ALL available holes on the body are filled with some manner of sexual item, toy, or body part. This includes the asshole, the urethra, the ears, the nostrils, the mouth, and the vagina if present.

I've always fantasized about doing The Border Smuggler one night.

by Macmanffp March 19, 2017