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Ostriching

The act of ignoring the events around you hoping everything will just go away. To refuse to think about unpleasant facts, although they will have an influence on your situation. "Putting one's head in the sand".
The world leaders are too busy ostriching to react to global warming.
by SatiricalFox November 15, 2022
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grammar ostrich

A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.
When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.
by Chelmite April 25, 2019
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Ostriching

*Ostriching*
/Oss-ter-itch-ing/
Verb
Ostriching; Ostriched; Used as an alternative term for *ostracizing*.
E.g.
Person 1: you are a fool *Elijah*
Person 2: stop *ostriching* me
by LucasChu May 27, 2017
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Kinky ostrich

The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems
I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?
by Brygan January 27, 2024
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ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.
"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"
by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021
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naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.
Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.
by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016
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The Ostrich

The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.

Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie

Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016
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