Meet the mets

Modern slang for taking a gigantic dump , as the team is sometimes regarded poorly .

Pardon me a moment, I gotta meet the Mets

*Points to bathroom*
What?

They ain't at the series, so I figure I'd see em here

by Entelechy July 23, 2025

Metting

The annual tradition of the New York Mets major league baseball team squandering a division lead or choking in a big series.

The New York Mets are metting again by losing their division lead to the Braves. The Mets always choke and are metting again in the National League East race.

by America's Team August 24, 2022

Met Air Wrong

The precise Irish National Meteorological Service

According to Met Air Wrong It will be very sunny unless it rains

by Neady June 3, 2022

Met le comme un stylo

C'est quand tu fais tourner la partie supérieur d'un stylo afin de le rendre capable d'y écrire avec.

Aniss chti hada met le comme un stylo.

by Chatoui Zakaria March 12, 2020

Pedro on The Mets Era

When someone or something is coming off a Hall of Fame peak, but still pretty good, still better than most, and you could tell Hall of Fame qualities were not far away.

JM: Hey did you see Kim last night, man she is so elite. I needed a White Collar Ginger after I talked to her right before I talked to my wife.

BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.

JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive

by Mike109999 September 19, 2025

Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016

metting

To engage in a meeting about another meeting in the future.

Hey man, lets have a metting about the meeting next month.

by pemm_quats April 13, 2022