A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
Get the Lukemug. by buffstuff July 13, 2009
Get the Lukemug. Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
Get the Lukemug. A good bloke. May be blonde, blue eyed and your soulmate. Enjoys astronomy and is knowledgeable. May be controlling and hard to get to know on a deep level. If you discover that they are soulmate then… good luck. Lukes are notoriously difficult to deal with when angered. Kudos to their parents. However if you manage to tame this tiger rhino kitten, congratulations. You have achieved a significant stage of life: The Luke Tamer. Enjoy your life, you are one in ten thousand.
Who you know as Luke: Hey Jace, what does my name, Luke, mean?
Who Luke calls Jace: I dunno Luke, but maybe Urban Dictionary will know.
Who you know as Luke: Okay, I’ll search it up. There’s this hilarious author, A Cactus with A Laptop, whose definitions we definitely should give a thumbs up.
Who Luke calls Jace: Yeah, alright Luke, I’ll thumbs up it.
Who Luke calls Jace: I dunno Luke, but maybe Urban Dictionary will know.
Who you know as Luke: Okay, I’ll search it up. There’s this hilarious author, A Cactus with A Laptop, whose definitions we definitely should give a thumbs up.
Who Luke calls Jace: Yeah, alright Luke, I’ll thumbs up it.
by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023
Get the Lukemug. Luke is someone who looks like a chipmunk. He's got massive cheeks (on his face, he's definitely got zero ass). Luke's are funny except when they rage at games like fifa. Luke's are massive sweat heads yet still score own goals on fifa. He could be 60 years old and still look 2 ngl. His haircut is usually dead but not as bad as his friends. We may have our differences but I still respect you Luke.
by DominicLovesTofuSquares January 22, 2021
Get the Lukemug. 
by The Butt Dictionary January 27, 2018
Get the Lukemug.