A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
Get the Lukemug. by buffstuff July 13, 2009
Get the Lukemug. Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
Get the Lukemug. Boy 1: don’t look man don’t look!
Boy 2: it’s too late Luke has made me bend I it’s so much hotness
Girl 1: what are you guys talking about
Boy 1: him
Boy 2: it’s too late Luke has made me bend I it’s so much hotness
Girl 1: what are you guys talking about
Boy 1: him
by OskkiesNuggetsYT November 22, 2020
Get the Lukemug. The best human person ever. The greatest friend ever and the one person who will always be around to talk to. Someone that you can trust and that will care for you through the toughest times. Someone you will love forever and someone that will always love you. Never take them for granted because when they’re gone they’re gone.
My best friend is Luke and I love him
by Cliky clacky November 30, 2018
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a nice name. It brings out sunshine and love. Luke's can be quiet though. Shy at times but very outgoing. If you ever meet one, you will notice that they are not trusting in the beginning. Difficult at making friends, but is the best friend anyone can have. They are super nice, funny, and have a nice laugh. They tend to get anxious sometimes, which is normal. Always be there and never leave them. Make sure they know how you feel, as they only want what's best for you. :)
by luvalissa April 12, 2021
Get the Lukemug. by Hihig February 2, 2020
Get the Lukemug.