Pussy Crook

A nymphomaniac

Dick don't fail me now
I knock the coochie lining out
If I hit it one time ya hooked
They call me the pussy crook

by oG WiL March 7, 2003

V-crook

when you f**k another man's bitch (vagina crook)

what up V-crook you dirty bastard, ain't that your homeboys girl i seen you with?

by yanaviv July 18, 2005

Bug crooked

a type of bug that loves to dance around and be a stupid bug

random kid: BUG CROOKEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Bug crooked: shut the fuck up

by goofydays4ohio January 13, 2023

shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.

Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.

by Blackchick August 11, 2015

crooked burglar

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"

by justinjacob October 23, 2008

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

Crooked as a fox

adj when someone acts as crooked as a fox; or a fox has appeared in a crooked manner.

Wow a fox in the middle of a world class oil tanker crashing throw the eastern Appalachians, that is as crooked as a fox

by King Jan Sobietski June 18, 2018