The most amazing, beautiful girl ever. She’s smart and talented and funny but goes through a lot. She deserves so much better than what she has
by dawnathondoodlepuff January 09, 2018
When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 03, 2024
Billie Eilish is an avocado child
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by KlevisJones33 August 02, 2022
A dessert made out of blend up avocado almond milk and honey.It originated from Vietnam but got its hype from Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.
You should add maple syrup instead of honey because the avocado pudding taste so much better with it.
by By watamisuppousetarite August 29, 2020
by HONEYBUN is BACK!!!!!! October 11, 2017
A "couple" that thinks their they're so cute, but not at all. They make you feel like puking every time you see them
by MewTheCat21 April 18, 2017