AIDS

Short for Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells

"So I'm up to my 10th beer...oh, and by the way, did I tell you I've got AIDS?"

"What the f..."

"Yeah, Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells"

by johnnylongprong April 6, 2009

AIDS

Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits - happens when you drink too much and the next day you experience diarrhea.

1 - "Dude, I got mad AIDS from last night"

2 - "Yeah, me too"

by AxelPee May 19, 2008

Aids

A very delightful thing cause by fucking someone/ being fucked. It's inevitably fatal and you should not listen to this at all and go fuck your brother. Or sister. Or both. Enjoy kids... >:)

I got 'AIDS' from fucking my mothers boyfriends cousins dog.

by Cassandra Is LIT October 9, 2019

aids

A state of mind, a state of being, and a state of baby.

1. I feel like aids
2. This class is aids
3. What are you doing you aids baby?!?!

by I love you Tayleigh ❤️ May 9, 2018

AIDS

An std that can kill you and it can be carried through sex or through breastfeeding or just getting someone else is blood in your mouth.

Dude you don't want AIDS you could die

by Joelyv93 April 28, 2016

AIDS

People who use speedy slut wingers and whip it in the mixer to lanky fat cunt strikers

fifa 21 is aids

by bob200000 January 4, 2021

aids

Good supplies often consisting of bags of rice and medical equipment sent over to skint countries, by richer countries...

Also however, a tragic life-shortening viral illness- mainly retracted through sexual intercourse (common amongst those found in the skint countries mentioned above, and also with partakers of Fruity Bum-love!)

The problem lies with charity people and politicians in distinguishing clearly which one they mean...

Charity man: Godammit! That Oxfham reckon they know how to give out good aids!? We're flying out to Uganda tomorrow and we'll give them AIDS like they've never had before!!
Trainee: But Sir! Wouldn't that just be wrong!? And anyway... I'm a virgin- i have no aids to share.

by Sami M May 11, 2006