A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.
And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.
by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps October 8, 2008
Get the Flaming Vinemug. by uclafalcon April 19, 2006
Get the red vinesmug. I accidentally walked in on two guys red vining. I thought they were conjoined twins before I realized what was going on...
by SavingYouth December 8, 2012
Get the Red Viningmug. by joe bro December 5, 2012
Get the red viningmug. The beautiful curly locks of hair on your chest between your pecks. Often used to jokingly tell your friends how to pick up chics. (Disclaimer: this does not actually work unless she also has vines of love.)
Rod: What should i do dude this girl is fine!
John: Just show her your vines of love and you will have nothing to worry about.
John: Just show her your vines of love and you will have nothing to worry about.
by Ol' ReD March 11, 2010
Get the vines of lovemug. When someone Vines you, without your consent and it is a terrible terrible image of one's self. By Vining I mean taking a short video of you through the social networking app called Vine
by Ranch21 June 16, 2013
Get the Vine Rapedmug. A clothing brand for rich, white kids from the upper crusts of American society. A modern touch to classic prep. Not yet tarnished by blacks and poors who have no business buying the clothing, like Ralph Lauren and Lacoste.
by dddiiiyyy October 10, 2011
Get the Vineyard Vinesmug.