by archangel92 November 5, 2014
Get the redneck reach aroundmug. To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023
Get the *reach around not includedmug. The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.
The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.
by Mr Carl December 28, 2015
Get the columbian reach-aroundmug. A sex act involving 3 people. One person has their nose in another persons butt while the first person is having sex doggy style with another person. One of said persons is reaching around and putting their own finger in their own butt.
by Daphnedoes March 17, 2022
Get the Rudolf the brown-nosed reach aroundmug. A Reach Around normally administered behind a dumpster at Wendy's in exchange for $20 or 100 BBBYQ shares. High pitched Yiddish singing/chanting by an experienced goy is what gives this Reach Around its uniqueness. It's not gay it's 2024 and Megan Fox every time.
FakePulte/Max_Tendies/Fake U-Copy is waiting behind Wendy's to give Plur, Turkish and fghtffyrdmns a Romanian Reach Around
by Nozzylicious Noz January 9, 2024
Get the Romanian Reach Aroundmug. The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.
Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem
Dude you got a problem
by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023
Get the Texas outback reach aroundmug. When your partner jumps on your back, latches their arms and legs around you and proceeds to give you a reach around while you go about doing tasks around the house. All while talking dirty in Yoda's voice.
My partner was really horny but I had a lot to do around the house, so the game me a Dagobah Reach Around
by Mike was whore's key May 1, 2023
Get the Dagobah Reach Aroundmug.