old as dirt

Extremely old. When someone says they are "old as dirt", they are comparing themself to the earth, which has been around for basically forever. Depending upon your religious opinion, either since God created it or just after the big bang happened. Eitherway, the Earth has been around, with dirt on it, for an extremely long time. Thus, "old as dirt" would make someone extremely old.

My grandfather is "old as dirt".

by Skyon Archer June 05, 2012

Old doll

Cork slang for girl or girlfriend, depending on the context.

Sorry, boys. The old doll has me whipped.

by Snake February 21, 2005

An Old Fashioned

A good old fashioned H.J. resulting in a release of cremé freaysh.

Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron

by IHATELEBRON!!! November 18, 2010

old fruit

Cockney rhyming slang:

Translated as meaning a friend or an acquaintance.

Alright, me old fruit?" is an example of this as "fruit gum" is translated as meaning "chum "(meaning a friend or an aquaintance).

by UpthehillJack August 23, 2013

Old Radleans

MATE!!!

I'm having Pimm's on the lawn at the Hurlingham club with old Radleans. Dress smart/cas. emphasis on the cas.

by Soides August 18, 2008

Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card

"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."

by Naptown85 March 31, 2010

Olde fortran

a brand of malt liquor sold in 40 oz bottles. Popular with robots.

Ahhh beer... So many choices and yet it makes so little difference.

by SLURMADDICT April 04, 2003