Naughty napper

One who pretends to sleep or pass out before promise of sexual activities may transpire.

So did you catch that HJ or what?

No, that naughty napper "passed out" while we were making out.

by Tiberius Jones-in January 15, 2009

naughty treacle

An exceptional sort, 8/10 plus.

Megan fox you are one naughty treacle

by Joey D T November 26, 2013

Naughty Knot

When two individuals engage in oral sex and the beard of the gentleman tangles itself with the pubic hair of the woman. Usually acheived while in the sexual position of sesenta nueve, that's 69 for all you non-hispanics.

"Ouch!" screamed Gertrude...
"Whats wrong?" Leonard asked.
"I think have ourselves a naughty knot" she replied.

Some hairy bitches never learn.

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

naughty haiku

similar to naughty little rhymes (if this wasn't published, just follow along,) naughty haiku uses the classic japanese poem structure combined with good old American sex-obsession to create a new art form. The form of a haiku is always as follows-
first line=five syllables
second line=seven syllables
third line=five syllables
-so now just add some semi-pornographic, naughty, or just silly ideas, and voila! naughty haiku!

here some examples of naughty haiku-

her bosom heaving,
jiggling, as she runs away
from me, down the road.

sometimes i stare out
from my window, watching her
as she trims her bush.

gee, i didn't know
she was only fifteen, sir.
off to jail with me.

the couple wriggled
and writhed, moaning in passion;
then the tape ran out.

by earpuller July 16, 2006

Naughty Night

a kinky variation to "Nighty Night'

thought up by me

girl: ugh, i am so tired, i am going to bed
guy: mmk, naughty night

by PhatPJ January 19, 2009

naughty talk

Talking dirty and/or just sexual for no reason.

Hey Joe
Hey
You're such a swine
As in pork, ham , bacon, and sausage?
So basically, I just called you delicious.
*Makes poker face* Heh heh heh. NAUGHTY TALK!

by GDRF December 08, 2015

naughty aunty

A friends or someone u knows very attractive mother

Here comes blank blanks mum she a right naughty aunty

by Thurm23 March 07, 2018