When a man comes home to his wife/girlfriend shitfaced wearing a used condom after forgetting to take it off from a prior sexual escapade.
Drunk Johnny pulled a the dirty Lou by giving his mistress a shot and forgot to take off his dirty rubber therefore getting caught by his wife when he got home.
by Denzel wendell April 13, 2019
a very air headed girl who doesnt get the idea of sarcasm and unintentionally makes a fool of herself on a regular basis
"Yeah, Emily's here. She's just invisible."
"Oh really? I can't see her!"
"Mai lou, she's not REALLY invisible."
"Oh. Then where is she??"
"Oh really? I can't see her!"
"Mai lou, she's not REALLY invisible."
"Oh. Then where is she??"
by peace.love.twilight. July 04, 2009
The act of maturbating to the point of ejaculation then waking up the women beside you and saying "I made you breakfast, B*tch" then ejaculating in or around her mouth.
by Jimi Cassanova $@/\/m@/\/ December 02, 2010
by Klyde Frog March 21, 2009
A man or women that never cleans his/her genital area, and or depends on others to complete simple tasks for him/her such as changing his/her underwear.
by Mickey,Justin,Neal July 27, 2006
by nutty mcshithead November 20, 2003
by Andrew September 27, 2003