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National Garfield Day

A: I feel like there is something special about today...

B: Its National Garfield Day

A: What a silly cat.
by luvtrashmouth January 15, 2024
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Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.
John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.
by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022
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Garfield

Chris Pratt: "I'm Garfield and i'm fat"
by JoeSissta November 16, 2021
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garfield titties

yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties
by owenmiller July 18, 2021
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The Garfield

Fisting milfs with lasagna whilst doing a fortnite dance
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Garfieldism

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.
I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.
by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021
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2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.
“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”
by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021
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