Lil Garfield

A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.

I was enjoing my day until i got a message from Lil Garfield on Instagram.

by Pairadyce August 22, 2024

garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020

Andrew Garfield

A fucking liar

Andrew Garfield: I won’t be in spider man no way home

This mother fucker shows up

by Kklakdjhdhehshsbrbehhddh January 27, 2022

Garfield

when you die you will go to hell and be devoured by this god of a being

ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD

by oskarrr January 24, 2022

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021

Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna

"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"

by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024

Andrew Garfield

The most perfect man on earth. He's like "a shot of espresso" lol

He is known for playing Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man Movies 1 and 2; and in Spider-Man: No Way Home. Also for breaking Gwen Stacy's neck, but that's another matter.

He also was in a relationship with Emma Stone (His co-star of TASM 1 & 2).

Guy 1: Yo what you think of Andrew Garfield's spidey?
Guy 2: He's the best.

by localmenkisser January 17, 2022