Bitch disease is when a girl (most of the time white) is extremely rude to someone and then that person becomes a bitch to other people.
by Tshdndixn May 22, 2017

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.
2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.
Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.
2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.
2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
by ericarnett February 16, 2009

Sorry I'm not worth a grap today guys I'm still suffering from this weekend's Munchcouchin's disease I had going watching the Super Bowl.
by leonidas36 March 20, 2011

That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.
by Burnerjack August 1, 2016

When you texting a lot with a guy or girl except it feels a bit sketchy and awkward in person and you don’t know if you like them or not
by Apersoncontributingtosociety October 16, 2017

by xellqee January 12, 2021

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"
by G.Funk January 29, 2010
