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bitch disease

Bitch disease is when a girl (most of the time white) is extremely rude to someone and then that person becomes a bitch to other people.
Damn, my girl got bitch disease and she can't even say thank you
by Tshdndixn May 22, 2017
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skeeze disease

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
by ericarnett February 16, 2009
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Munchcouchin's disease

When one is stuck in the mode of being on the couch watching tv and eating ,even when not at home.
Sorry I'm not worth a grap today guys I'm still suffering from this weekend's Munchcouchin's disease I had going watching the Super Bowl.
by leonidas36 March 20, 2011
mugGet the Munchcouchin's diseasemug.

Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.
That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.
by Burnerjack August 1, 2016
mugGet the Furniture Diseasemug.

barrett disease

When you texting a lot with a guy or girl except it feels a bit sketchy and awkward in person and you don’t know if you like them or not
Man, Liz and Joe have such bad Barrett disease right now! I hope they make it as a couple together!
by Apersoncontributingtosociety October 16, 2017
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american disease

when you suffer from american disease it means you are dumb
person: i have american disease

person2: whats that ?
person: it means im dumb
by xellqee January 12, 2021
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Distance Disease

When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"
by G.Funk January 29, 2010
mugGet the Distance Diseasemug.

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