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Shit crib

When playing cribbage, a crib that contains no points is called a "shit crib".
I can't believe there are no points in my crib: I got a shit crib.
by Natybumpo March 27, 2024
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crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.
Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.
by IronNerf July 8, 2014
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courtney's crib

a place or area (most of the time a fucked up basement) where teenagers of all ages meet and have orgies. Large amounts of narcotics are usually provided to suppress the anxiety of having for head from strangers. Things get quite tense in the trap...

Your virginity is not promised.
"naw bruh Luke stayed at courtney's crib so you already know his asshole is def being played with."

"bro wtf tell me why I walked downstairs in courtney's crib and everyone was butt naked and there was alcohol all over the table."

"ngl I don't think I can go to courtney's crib anymore bruh my virginity is at risk."
by chickfr! April 22, 2022
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Cribbed Up

1. Staying in; not going out on the town.
2. Housed in mature or expensive housing

3. Home body; married, with children.

4. Happy with ones dwelling.
I would talk to JayDee, but he’s been cribbed up the Stonefield Estates since he got married.
by postfactor April 8, 2024
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Kanagawa cribbing

Verb: The act of having a horse suck your toes while watching your favorite horse girl anime.
Wow Alex is doing Kanagawa Cribbing
by Thatonekanagawaheart April 8, 2025
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To da crib

Hey homie, is this food for here or to da crib
by #ChefLife March 23, 2016
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Crib Generation

Generation Z’s who refuse to get jobs, pay rent, chores etc, etc… hopelessly addicted to the internet, cat videos and anime porn.
Her parents loved her.. but she never moved out. Another Crib Generation casualty.
by That ol Yeti March 14, 2024
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