Cobra Back

When a female has worked out too much or has gotten so fat that her back is very wide. Her head looks small compared to her vast back. The shape of the back resembles a king cobra with it's hood extended.

Lark, did you see Mona at the bar
Yeah, she has quite the cobra back, she should lay of the lat machine at the gym.

by Rusty Blumpkin August 18, 2005

toilet cobra

When you take a dump so big it rests on the toilet bowl like a cobra.

"Dude I'm not gonna take a dump in there, there is a Toilet Cobra in there ready to strike."

by roflbot69 June 30, 2009

Cobra Tongue

When a man goes to the bathroom to pee and the stream goes in two different directions.

wee piss peeing pissing number 1 cobra tongue cobra tongue

by BryanWat November 26, 2010

Cobra chicken

The definition of hell in one damn chicken

“Satan sent the damn cobra chickens again”

by Thy definition lord May 29, 2022

Cobra Kai

Adjective: No mercy.

Karate Kid dojo led by the Sensei who didn’t teach the students that karate was for self defense only.

Red Maga hat: Special Council Jack Smith just got Trumps Twitter DMs. !!
Blue Sky hippie: He went Cobra Kai man after the whole Pete Strzok texts incident, that was way harsh.

by williet hughnot August 22, 2023

cotton cobra

Tampon/Menstral pad

Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!

Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.

Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.

by Goldenminx October 07, 2015

chocolate cobra

When you poop and it swirls around the toilet like a cobra.

I thought I was going to have a Poop-nado but it was actually a beautiful chocolate cobra.

by CornWallus September 22, 2013