Bryan

A Bryan is a fat piece of shit that likes to eat everything he sees but when ever it comes to eating a girl out he is a pussy. Normally likes girls that look like Dora and like DBZ. A Bryan will ask like a tough guy but his only move is to sit on people.

Bryan likes eating food and plays ps4 all day. Has no girlfriend and can’t lose 1 pound.

by 696969man April 13, 2019

Bryan

A sack of shit who is honestly horrible also may go by the name kiko

Me: he’s such a dick

Friend: he’s a total Bryan

by Papapapapapappapapapa October 7, 2018

Bryan

A very gay guy who is attracted to men

bryan loves men

by mhm_6969 November 12, 2020

Bryan

He's got the dick the size of a semi-truck. He's athletic, tall, and has blue eyes. He has no relation to the tv host Ellen.

Hoe 1 -Whoah have you seen Bryan's Dick?
Hoe 2 -It is gigantic !
Hoe 3 - He looks nothing like Ellen

by billnyedick7374 January 7, 2017

Bryan

A stupid piece of shit and a gay little cunt

Fucking Bryan is a little bitch

by Someone122003 April 16, 2018

Bryan

Pussy ass nigga,Won’t talk to his girl, thinks he is the baddest bitch but lowkey nothing without his friends to back him up, he white asf but saids he is mexican but he chill

Square up Bryan *calls friends*

by MaSchlong November 17, 2017

Bryan

A fucking fag who has a girlfriend named Angela

“Bryan is so gay”

by Blowshkee September 22, 2018