Cirque du Bidet

The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.

All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.

by JrHoodRat July 17, 2023

Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.

They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.

by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012

Irish bidet

After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.

I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.

by Jessup the wise January 26, 2022

Irish Bidet

To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with

I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet

by Skinny Junior December 30, 2021

country bidet

A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.

I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.

by Geezity June 17, 2016

Bidet Group

You are part of a society that is bound by nobody and no toilet paper shortages. Everyone loves you and you’re the one of the coolest people to exist
Congratulations to you if you use a Bidet!

Hey did you hear that Mark’s apart of the bidet group? That’s best thing I’ve heard in the past ten years!

by BlazeMushroom December 6, 2022

redneck bidet

After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.

Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco

by Assquatch May 5, 2022